Humor and Pleasant Thoughts

Humor

“The worst thing about retirement is having to drink coffee on your own time.” ~ Anonymous

“When you retire, you switch bosses – from the one who hired you to the one who married you.” ~ Gene Perret

“A retired husband is often a wife’s full-time job.” ~ Ella Harris

I’m the life of the party… even when it lasts ’till 8pm.

Pleasant Thoughts

“Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift: that’s why they call it the present.” — Eleanor Roosevelt.

“Retirement is the time of your life For you to be all that you planned to be. To live life for the moment, And to live happy, wild, and free.” ~ Dave Erhard

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